but I grew some big fucking cysts.
I won't be passing go this cycle, but I will be shrinking the bastards with bcps.
On the upside, I get to wait to take them because they want to do a beta anyway. As I bleed out on the effing dildocam like I'm Carrie or something and ponder which drugs would best ease the massive backache. Yeah, I might be pregnant. I'll wait on the edge of my bloody seat for that phone call.