Tuesday, August 01, 2006

thank you,

but I grew some big fucking cysts.

I won't be passing go this cycle, but I will be shrinking the bastards with bcps.

On the upside, I get to wait to take them because they want to do a beta anyway. As I bleed out on the effing dildocam like I'm Carrie or something and ponder which drugs would best ease the massive backache. Yeah, I might be pregnant. I'll wait on the edge of my bloody seat for that phone call.

2 comments:

r.a.w. said...

Cysts stink. I hope they resolve quickly. And I'm glad your house wasn't hit by lightning.

Rebecca said...

Oh, dear, I'm sorry to hear about the cysts. I hope the BCPs do the trick to make them go away.