Monday, June 30, 2008

How you know if it's a date (parental edition)

1.  There is no baby at the table, so you are free to place your silverware, glasses, menus, napkins, salt & pepper shakers, and plates wherever you like.  Even directly in front of you.

2.  Anything dropped on the floor is your own fault.  You do not bend down repeatedly to pick up a stuffed cow.  In fact, you didn't even bring a stuffed cow.

3.  You do not ask the waiter for a plastic cup, empty please, and a couple extra straws.

4.  You have to stop at the ATM for cash.  And it's not for you.

5.  You shaved one half of one leg.  And feel pretty.


LJ said...

That's pretty damned funny

Irish Girl said...

Hope it was as enjoyable as it sounds ;-)

Angie said...

I love it! I hope you had fun!

Sarah said...

woo that all sounds so fancy and exotic!

Tiff said...