2. Anything dropped on the floor is your own fault. You do not bend down repeatedly to pick up a stuffed cow. In fact, you didn't even bring a stuffed cow.
3. You do not ask the waiter for a plastic cup, empty please, and a couple extra straws.
4. You have to stop at the ATM for cash. And it's not for you.
5. You shaved one half of one leg. And feel pretty.