This weekend we had our first gift casualty. Girl found and unwrapped one of P's presents for him.
P: Uh, thanks for the hat dear.
Me: Oh, yeah, you're welcome.
P: I got you three presents.
Me: I got you two so far, but there are two others that I want you to have.
P: Yes, I know. You got me... a hat.
P: I got a hat for Christmas. What's in the other one? Gloves or a scarf?
Me: Shut up.
Me: Do you even like the hat?
P: Yeah, I needed one.
Me: It's moisture-wicking on the inside. You know, for running.
P: I see that.
Me: Do you want to just have it now? I could wrap it back up.
P: (puts the hat on in an attempt to prevent the re-wrap)
Going to sleep:
P: What are my other presents?
Me: You wanna just go open the other one up?
P: No, I have a hat.
Me: (grumbling) It would've been better with all the other presents.