Imagine you're sleeping peacefully.
Imagine your husband bending down in the darkness to kiss you goodbye before leaving for work.
Imagine his fist landing in your eye socket because he thought you were turned the other way.
Imagine screaming, "You punched me!" and kitties scrambling for safety.
Imagine your husband looking really, really contrite and offering you frozen vegetables to put on your face hours before you intended to wake up.
Yeah, someone better be bringing me flowers when he comes home from work today.