Friday, January 13, 2006

Wake-up call

Imagine you're sleeping peacefully.

Imagine your husband bending down in the darkness to kiss you goodbye before leaving for work.

Imagine his fist landing in your eye socket because he thought you were turned the other way.

Imagine screaming, "You punched me!" and kitties scrambling for safety.

Imagine your husband looking really, really contrite and offering you frozen vegetables to put on your face hours before you intended to wake up.

Yeah, someone better be bringing me flowers when he comes home from work today.


Julie said...

LOL - I'm sorry sweetie. Can't help but laugh. Marc has dreams about vampires and zombies and I've been "staked" right between the shoulder blades or in the middle of my chest on more than one occassion.

Larisa said...

Awwww...sorry. One time, my husband was trying to spray the kitty with a water bottle to shoo him away in the middle of the night, only he sprayed me point blank in the eyes while I was sound asleep. It wasn't pretty.